Sunday, 20 August 2017

The Greatest Speech Ever Made


From The Great Dictator Written, Produced, & Directed by Charlie Chaplin
I'm sorry but I don't want to be an emperor. That's not my business. I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black men, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each others' happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men's souls; has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in man; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.

Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say "Do not despair." The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder! Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men---machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have a love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.

Soldiers! Don't fight for slavery! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it's written "the kingdom of God is within man", not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power.

Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill their promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.

Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!


Friday, 18 August 2017

Thursday, 17 August 2017

Larry the Cable Guy: My fake southern accent


Larry the Cable Guy describes himself as a linguistic chameleon and details how he first got comfortable using a southern accent.


Wednesday, 16 August 2017

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

This Week in Unnecessary Censorship


Once again, we've bleeped and blurred all the week's big TV moments whether they need it or not. #UnnecessaryCensorship

Monday, 14 August 2017

Redondo Beach Lifeguard Power-trip on 17 y/o


We were at the beach and my friend put his boogie board on the trash can so it didn't get sandy and the lifeguard asked him to take it down, which Thomas, my friend, did. After doing so Thomas says "I didn't know it was a crime to put your board on a trash can." Soon after the Lifeguard became very hostile and this video shows Thomas and the lifeguards interaction.

Sunday, 13 August 2017

Mountain of Hell 2017 by UR Team


Another season of mass start races has started and as usual it did not disappointed!
This year was particularly crazy as the riders had no visibility during full speed on the Les 2 Alpes Glacier!
Get onboard the helmet cam of Fabien Cousinié who had an insane race with a big crash on the snow and a big coming back to the fourth place!

Saturday, 12 August 2017

Thursday, 10 August 2017

Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Dog squirts water out of his butt when he barks!!


"This is the hilarious video of our dog once we discovered he had swallowed a bit too much sea water at the beach. So no need to be concerned for his well-being. For everyone wondering - he is happy and healthy and we now monitor his time in the water."

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Bench Press Fail


Guy Tries to Bench Press Because of Bet, Rips Wet Fart In the Process

Monday, 7 August 2017

Tree climber falls 25 foot breaks pelvis


Tree climber falls 25 foot breaks pelvis but still self-films procedure where they drill through his knee to anchor his pelvis.

Tie in point broke on me, sending me 25-30' down. Broken pelvis (open book) and pars defects on the L5 vertebrae. Laid up for a couple months, pretty damn miserable......

Saturday, 5 August 2017

P-51 'Voodoo' at nearly 500 MPH


Welcome to the Worlds Fastest Motorsport!!!
Come on up the the Reno National Championship Air Races in September and see for yourself what nearly 500 MPH looks like

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

Primitive Technology: Sandals


I made a pair of sandals from loya cane. Walking bare footed in the bush generally doesn't cause problems for my feet. But when repetitively carrying loads of various materials the soles of the feet become cracked and split. So I made some basic footwear for the purpose of working on rough surfaces.

I cut some cane and measured out a length 6 times the length of the foot (about 1.5 m), folded it into loops and wove more cane between the loops to form the sole, adding new cane as needed. Next, I made bark fiber cordage and threaded it through the sandal to keep it on. The pair took about 1 hour to make (longer due to setting up the camera).

The sandals do protect from the ground, preventing the feet from cracking. I personally don't like wearing footwear in the forest as bare feet give better grip, especially on inclines. But for heavy work or when my feet are injured I'll wear these. These sandals are so quick to make that I've already got 2 pairs. The material used to make them (loya cane) is everywhere here but pretty much any rope like material will do. Bark fiber rope, grass, vine, flexible roots etc. will all make usable alternative materials.

Tuesday, 1 August 2017

Vitas 7th Element Without Music is Incredible!


If Vitas 7th Element on its own wasn't amazing enough, take away the music and it is even better!

Monday, 31 July 2017

Moon Landings Faked? Filmmaker Says Not!


Writer/director S G Collins of Postwar Media debunks every theory that the Apollo Moon landings could have been faked in a studio. The filmmaker takes a look at the video technology of the late 1960's, showing alleged fraud was simply not possible.


Sunday, 30 July 2017

Dumb as Hell Females


"Anybody that know me knows...that next to the devil...there is NOTHING I hate more than a dumb ass woman...they are the downfall of the family and the world....and everything wrong in life...because they are supposed to be the backbone of our churches, our men and our children...and if they dumb as heck...there is no foundation to build upon....this video is sad sad sad ....smh....LORD help!"


Thursday, 27 July 2017

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

CEO of Niantic booed on stage during Pokemon Go Fest 2017 in Chicago, Illinois


Watch the insane footage of the CEO of Pokemon Go being booed on stage during the Pokemon Go Fest 2017 at Chicago!

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

Hana and Noland have the worst start to married life imaginable!


"Thanks God they are OK, I called them this morning and the newlyweds were on their way to Honeymoon."


Monday, 24 July 2017

Competition: Win Neither Heaven Nor Earth on DVD

Neither Heaven Nor Earth is out on DVD on July 31st and to celebrate we have a great competition for you and 3 copies of the DVD to give away.

Synopsis:
Afghanistan 2014. Approaching the withdrawal of troops, Captain Antarès Bonassieu and his squad are assigned to monitor a remote valley of Wakhan, Afghanistan, on the border of Pakistan.

Despite their determination, control of this so-called calm sector will gradually crumble as soldiers start to mysteriously disappear one by one…

Starring Jérémie Renier and Swann Arlaud

Check out the release on Amazon by clicking the link below: (Opens in a new window)
Neither Heaven Nor Earth [DVD] [2017]

COMPETITION CLOSED

Send you name, address and of course the answer to competition@tviscool.com

 

Terms and conditions
1. Closing date 07-08-17
2. No alternative prize is available
3. When the competition ends as indicated on this page, any and all entries received after this point will not count and emails blacklisted due to not checking this page first.
4. Winners will be chosen randomly and will be informed via email.

Flash flood 7/15/2017 Payson - Ellison Creek


Video from Tonto Recreation Alliance signing run. Volunteers promoting responsible OHV in the Tonto National Forest.

Sunday, 23 July 2017

Saturday, 22 July 2017

Why UPS Trucks Don't Make Left Turns


While an individual person may not save much by only making right turns, a huge corporation like UPS has proven since 2004 how avoiding left turns in its trucks can significantly increase its bottomline while reducing emissions and accidents.

With nearly 100,000 trucks and hundreds of aircraft, UPS averages 15.8 million packages delivered daily worldwide. While an individual person may not save much by only making right turns, since UPS implemented a right turn policy in 2004, they have significantly increased profits while reducing emissions and accidents.

UPS estimates the right-turn-heavy policy, combined with its routing software, shortens routes by 20.4 million miles and saves 10 million gallons of gas while delivering an additional 350,000 packages and reducing CO2 emissions by about 20,000 metric tons each year.

UPS engineers noticed how waiting to turn left caused trucks to fall behind on their schedules, consume more gas, and increase the probability of accidents. Their software maps routes with only right-hand turns unless it's quicker or easier to proceed with a left-hand turn. A driver estimates they do about 90% right-hand turns.

The television show Mythbusters tested the policy with one route using 8 left and 4 right turns, and another route using 1 left and 23 right turns. The UPS-like route was just over 1 mile and 9 minutes longer, but it reduced gas consumption from 6.8 to 4 pounds. UPS' software probably would've added one or two more left-hand turns to be more efficient on time while still saving gas.


Friday, 21 July 2017

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Hilarious orangutan does everything to get his friends attention


This orangutan will just not leave his friend alone - Really funny orangutang video from our centre. Save the Orangutan is supporting the world largest orangutan rehabilitaiton centre where more than 500 orangutans are given a second chance. At the centre - Nyaru Menteng - the orangutans are learning all the skills necessary to one day return to Borneo's rainforest.

Sunday, 16 July 2017

Jack Nicklaus - Unbelievable 102 Foot Putt


Harbor Shores—the site of the Senior PGA Championship. In a course opening exhibition with Jack Nicklaus, Tom Watson, Arnold Palmer and Johnny Miller, Jack showed Miller the proper way to play the unique tiered 10th green at Harbor Shores.

After Miller and playing partner Palmer had their putts roll back to their feet, Miller suggested chipping it. Jack then showed him the way. The result: a 102-foot putt by the Golden Bear.

Friday, 14 July 2017

Laziest way to learn to juggle - World Record Juggler



I've taught thousands how to juggle using various methods. This video is for the most uncoordinated people who don't think juggling is for them. Behold, the easiest and most lazy way to learn to juggle.

Thursday, 13 July 2017

Comedian gives punter power over a confetti canon - Joel Dommett - 2016 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala


Comedian Joel Dommett gives someone in the audience power to set off a confetti canon whenever he wants, the audience member does it at the best possible moment.

Sunday, 9 July 2017

I LEARNED TO BACKFLIP IN UNDER 6 HOURS!!! (Progression)


Justin has always wanted to learn how to do a backflip but for years has been told he is too tall. Today he set out to prove that the only thing holding you back in life is your mind

Saturday, 8 July 2017

Kayaker Caught in the Death Grip of a Sieve | Ultimate Rush


A kayaker's life is on the line as a sieve drags him under the rapids and his friends try desperately to save his life.

Thursday, 6 July 2017

Sand Marble Race 2017


The second marble race of the sand marble rally tournament 2017! 20 colorful marbles will chase down a long course on a sand hill (Doornse Gat, Utrechtse Heuvelrug, the Netherlands), where the winner gets 20 tournament points.

In this tournament, a ghost marble will chase the competitors to push up marbles who got stuck on the course. The ghost marble does not count on the end results and will not be shown on the results list.

Wednesday, 5 July 2017

Here's what Nickelodeon slime is made of — according to 'Double Dare' host Marc Summers


Any kid who watched Nickelodeon in the '90s knows that it was all about the green slime. Marc Summers, host of "Double Dare" and "What Would You Do?" explains what it was actually made out of. A new documentary about Summers' life and career comes out later this year called "On Your Marc," and you can check out our full interview with him about his time on "Double Dare." Following is a transcript of the video:

Hi there. My name is Marc Summers.

“On your mark. Get Set. Go!”

You may know me from "What Would You Do?"

"I'm Mark Summers, and I wanna know how far you’ll go."

Slime gets identified with "Double Dare" a lot, and then again on "What Would You Do?" But it actually started on a show called "You Can't Do That on Television." What happened was, if you said the words, "I don't know," you would get slimed.

You know, it's weird. Slime is hot again. And there's all these recipes online that have nothing to do with what we used as real slime. It started off as vanilla pudding, apple sauce, green food coloring, and a little oatmeal. And that was our slime, and the consistency of that was far better than the stuff that I see today. I don't know what it is.

Did I ever get slimed? Oh yes. Numerous times.

Initially, on the first 65 episodes, I didn't get messy at all. And then the producers came to me and said, "Uh, you know, you gotta get a little messy." So the next thing I know, all the kids are trying to trash me with either slime or pies.

And you know some days I'd look like a Smurf. I'd be head to toe with blue whipped cream, blue kind of icing, whatever was on the course.

So yes, it was an occupational hazard in some ways, but it was a great way to make a living.

Tuesday, 4 July 2017